Joke of the day | At the hotel with my mistress:
### Joke of the Day: A Moment of Relaxation
“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress. At the entrance, I saw my father-in-law’s car parked. I lost all desire and knew I’d have problems if he saw me. I told my mistress today was impossible, and she left upset. Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors on his car and went home.
The next day, I saw my father-in-law. He was very upset, and I asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.’
He replied, ‘How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.’”
### Next Joke
“Dad, I want to get married!”
“First, apologize!”
“But why?”
“Just apologize!”
“What for? What did I do?”
“You need to apologize!”
“But why???”
“Apologize, I said!”
“Please, just give me a reason!!!”
“First, apologize.”
“Okay, dad… I’m sorry!”
“Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!”
