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House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan said late last week during an interview on podcaster Benny Johnson’s show that he would support President-elect Donald Trump nominating former Secret Service agent-turned-conservative author and media mogul Dan Bongino to lead the Federal Protective Service. “I think Dan would be great,” the Ohio Republican told Johnson. “Dan Bongino…

Pauline Potter, once recognized for her size in the Guinness Book of Records, has transformed her life, losing 518 pounds by age 57. After her ex-husband left, she decided to embrace a healthier lifestyle with the help of a nutritional surgeon. Now unrecognizable, Pauline wishes she had changed sooner and shares her journey to inspire…

I just wanted to relax, so I headed to a club. But when I got there, the security bouncer blocked my way. “It’s a club. The nursing home’s down the street,” he sneered. I stood my ground. “Sir, I have a right to be here like everyone else.” He wasn’t having it. “I don’t care,…

Little Johnny’s Classroom Fart Little Johnny lets out a fart in the classroom, causing his teacher to become upset and eject him from the room. A Laugh Outside Seated outside the classroom, Little Johnny finds himself unable to contain his laughter. Encounter with the Principal Passing by, the principal notices Johnny and inquires about his…

Have you ever wondered why women’s underwear often has that adorable little bow on the front? It’s not just for looks; there’s a nifty reason behind it. Imagine it’s early morning, and the room is dark. You’re trying to put on your underwear, but it’s hard to tell the front from the back. Enter the…