70-year-old widow wants to marry again – posts hilarious single ad in newspaper that goes viral
The most important lesson to remember is that it’s important to stay open to others and not judge anyone too quick.
Re-entering the dating scene might feel odd and overwhelming, particularly after being in a relationship for a while. However, it’s crucial to keep an open mind and avoid making snap judgments about others.
I read a humorous tale online about a 70-year-old widow who had an unexpected encounter. While she was at home, her doorbell suddenly rang, catching her off guard. Little did she know who was waiting on the other side of the door.
Make sure to read the entire funny joke below and don’t forget to read until the punchline. If you enjoyed the story, feel free to share it with others and give them a good laugh too!
After spending many years alone, a 70-year-old widow made the decision to find love once more and get married again.
She placed a notice in the community newspaper that said:.
“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”
The next day, she was startled by the sound of the doorbell. To her surprise, she found a man with gray hair sitting in a wheelchair when she opened the door. He had no arms or legs, which saddened her.
“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked: “Just look at you — you have no legs!”
The old gent smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
“You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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